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In our last congressional elections, there was less turnover in the House of Representatives than there was in the Soviet Politburo
98.5% of the incumbents were reelected! -- John McCormick, _Se...
In our society, sometimes you have to penalize (innocent) people for the good of everybody else.
-- A Pittsburgh Cop 10/16/93...
In our society, the Republicans set out to prove that the Democrats can not be trusted to run the government.
And the Democrats set out to prove that the Republicans can not be trusted to run our go...
Inouye shoulda been able to get in...
I no wanna work, I wanna bang on keyboard all day...
I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast.
-- Ronald W. Reaga...
I now have no time to be tired. -- Wilhelm I, 8 March 1888
I now pronounce you men and wives.
In painting you must give the idea of the true by means of the false: -- Dega
In Palm Springs, they think that homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
-- Gary Trudeau, "Doonesbury", cartoon strip...

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