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Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic, analytical, and physical chemists get through picking over the periodic table.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
I noticed that some household columns suggest that people use elbow grease for cleaning.
After a long and fruitless search, I still have been unable to find this amazing product....
I notice that you stole one of my taglines tho....
I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow. -- Woodrow Wilso
In our apartment house we have a very scientific plumbing system.
Every apartment has three pipes running through it....
In our century, we've learned not to fear words. -- Uhura, "The Savage Curtain," stardate 5906.4.
In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictio...
In our family, there was no clear line between religion and fly fishing.
In our haste to deal with the things that are wrong, let us not upset the things that are right.

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