Related:

• I knew I shoulda taken that left at Albuquerque
• Look at me: I design coastlines. I got an award for Norway.
  Where's the sense in that? None that I've been able to make out....
• The most recent news is that zucchini growers have been able to produce more zucchini than makers of recipes have been able to make recipes.
• I get up each morning, gather my wits. Pick up the paper, read the obits.
  If I'm not there I know I'm not dead. So I eat a good breakfast and go back to bed....
• When you get your PH.D. will you get able to work at BURGER KING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Diplomacy has rarely been able to gain at the conference table what cannot be gained or held on the battlefield.