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In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French
I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)...
In part to blame is she, Which hath without consent bin only tride
He comes to neere that comes to be denide. -- Sir Thomas Overbury (1581-1613) -- A Wife, St. 36...
In peace, as a wise man, he should make suitable preparation for war.
-- Horace (65-8 BC) -- Satires, ii, 2, (111.)...
INPEACH CLINTON!, AND GET HER HUSBAND TOO!
In pioneer Utah, Mormon girls tended to marry Young.
In place of infinity we usually put some really big number, like 15.
-- Anonymous Computer Science professo...
In pleasant times, we feel less time urgency and in unpleasant times we feel more.
In Pocataligo, Georgia, it is a violation for a woman over 200 pounds and attired in shorts to pilot or ride in an airplane.
In Pocatello, Idaho, a law passed in 1912 provided that The carrying of concealed weapons is forbidden, unless same are exhibited to public view.
In political discussion heat is in inverse proportion to knowledge. -- J.G.C. Minchi

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