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Innuendo: Italian for where you hang your curtains.
Innuendo: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds.
In numbers warmly pure and sweetly strong. -- William Collins (1720-1756) -- Ode to Simplicity
Innumerable as the stars of night, Or stars of morning, dewdrops which the sun Impearls on every leaf and every flower.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book v, Line 745...
In object oriented programming the children all inherit the properties of the parent.
And there are no inheritance or property taxes!...
In Ocean City, New Jersey, law forbids the sale of cabbage on the Sabbath.
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $
25.00....
In one recent accounting, [the] Bureau of Indian Affairs financial wizards valued three chain saws at $
99 million each. -- U.S. News & World Report, 2/22/93...
INOP: Indirect No-OP
In order for something to become clean, something else must become dirty.
-- Imbesi's Law of the Conservation of Filth . . ....

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