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• In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker's stand, you can be fined $
  25.00....
• High tech is potent, precise, and in the end, unbeatable.
  The truth is, it reminds a lot of people of the way I pitch horseshoes....
• Mules are protected under the laws of Ohio, to the extent that you cannot ride one more than ten miles, or set a fire under it if it balks.
• It's 25:00! Do you know where I am?
• Where you stand depends on where you sit. -- Mile's Law
• When you slithered out of your hole that day, and you spewed your venom all over this defenseless 12-year-old girl, you made this court's top 10 hit list.
  In a way, the best sentence this court could give would be no sentence at all, because if you left this courtroom I don't think you would be alive 10 minutes....
• SMILEY (00) mooning you
• What else can you do at 3:00 am?