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In America there are two classes of travel: first class and with children.
-- Benchley's travel distinctio...
In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.
All those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where...
In America, we tax work, investment, employment, savings, and production, while we subsidize non-work, consumption, and debt.
It's time we reverse this trend. -- Jack Kemp...
In America, you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
-- Groucho Marx...
In America you can have all the justice money can buy.
In Amerika, a man and his paycheck are quickly parted.
In a moment, my little piranhafish...
In a museum in Havana, there are two skulls of Christopher Columbus, one when he was a boy and one when he was a man.
-- Mark Twai...
In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward-mobile-and the rest of us are fucked until we can put our acts togethe
ot necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely. We owe tha...
In an attempt to make the country a happier place, the government have announced a scheme known as the "scowl penalty".
Anyone seen scowling will be penalised $20 on the spot. Further charges will be...

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