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• Answering machine message "Thank you for calling the United States War Department.
  At the tone, please leave your name, phone number, and a brief message with the name of the country you wish to invade....
• You can identify yourself as a true Football addict if you know that the United States has a Secretary of Defense, and wonder why we have no Secretary of Offense.
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• When asked, "If you find so much that is unworthy of reverence in the United States, then why do you live here?
  Mencken replied, "Why do men go to zoos?...