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• I'm having a MID-WEEK CRISIS! -- Henry Kissinge
• I am having an out of money experience.
• I have little experience of marriage myself,sir,having only been married once. -- Oscar Wilde
• I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.. and I don't take any DRUGS -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'm having a tax-deductible experience! I need an energy crunch!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Now it's time to say goodbye To all our company... M-I-C (see you next week!
  ) K-E-Y (Why? Because we LIKE you!) M-O-U-S-E....
• I was in Vegas last week. I was at the roulette table, having a lengthy argument about what I considered an Odd number.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it.