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I'll grant thee random access to my heart, Thoul't tell me all the constants of thy love
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove And in our bound partition never part....
Ill habits gather by unseen degrees,-- As brooks make rivers, rivers run to seas.
-- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Ovid, Metamorphoses, Book xv, The Worship of Aesculapius, Line 155...
I'll have 10 chocolate sundaies." I have never seen anyone eat.
..10 chocolate sundaies. "I'm in a really bad mood and since I've never eaten before, I should be very hungry....
I'll have a beer, and get a Bloody Mary for my friend.
I'll have another bowl of cereal, please. Jane
I'll have four fried chickens and a coke. -Jake -- "The Blues Brothe
I'll have one brain on drugs with bacon, toast and juice.
I'll have some white toast. Dry, ma'am -Elwood -- "The Blues Brothe
I'll have Spam, Spam, Spam, Bacon, Sausage, and Spam!
I'll have the Turtle Soup....and make it snappy!

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