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• And THIS is your brain on drugs with a side order of toast and coffee.
• Okay, one more time. This is your brain. (egg) This is your brain on drugs.
  (egg in frying pan) Any Questions? "Yeah, can I have mine scrambled?...
• Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty
  Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant quean, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty!...
• Ned: [notes Marge squeezing a grapefruit] Marge Simpson!
  Still making juice the old-fashioned way? [actually, Marge is squeezing it on Lisa's hair] Lisa...
• Lisa: How's Dad today? Marge: Not too good, Lisa. Frankly, he's underneath the table.
  Homer: Nobody make me any breakfast. A man so deeply in debt doesn't deserve it....
• BREAKFAST The first of three major meals of the day
  breakfast for the average person will normally consist of a small to average amount of food, such as a medium serving of artichoke, followed by three slices of cow pie and orange juice, two boxes of Corn Flakes, ninety-seven unpeeled bananas, fifteen rashers of bacon, nineteen eggs, toast, and a sesame-seed bun....
• This is a positronic brain on drugs. <*CRACKLE*> Any questions?
• And this is your brain over-easy with a side of bacon.
• I toast. Therefore I am.