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• I waited and waited, and when nobody called, I knew it was from you.
• There's a comedian over here in Britain called Jack Dee who came out with a great string of Famous Last Words.
  He came up with the idea of a Black Box Recorder for cars, so that you could find out the last thing that was said in the car before crashing!...
• Immigants! I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.
  -- Moe Szyslak, "Much Apu About Nothing...
• When Computers Crash HOLLYWOOD -- The FOX TV Network has announced a new series of "reality shows" to be aired over the summer.
  The series, "When Computers Crash", will consist of five hour-long shows documenting the aftermath of serious computer crashes, failures, and other problems....
• Falling asleep at the keyboard is called a head crash.
• The phase of the moon is bad, causing a fatal disk crash.
• Caroline! I never knew you knew her! Oh yes! I even touched her once.
  ...Touched her what? Her...once. In a corridor. I've never heard it called _that_ before....
• But as he knew no bad language, he had called him all the names of common objects that he could think of, and had screamed
  You lamp! You towel! You plate!" and so on. -- Sigmund Freud...
• CAIL: Crash After I Leave