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• I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
• Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
• I knew a girl, she was a macho man.
• She's a virgin child with deviant dreams.
• I liked you better before I knew you so well.
• I was a freethinker before I knew how to think. -- George Bernard Shaw
• I knew she was gone 'cuz, I ran out of beer.
• Ram her Rom, before she backs you up, for another day.
• Kid: Sorry, it's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother.
  Doris: [walking by] I have no son. [walks off] -- Even if she disowns me, "Team Home...