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• I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
• Honk if your horn is broken.
• Marge: 90% of the time, if the gas isn't pumping, this is your problem.
  [turns a switch at back which resets the pump] Evely...
• And let me wring your heart; for so I shall, If it be made of penetrable stuff.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Hamlet -- Act iii, Sc. 4...
• I can't hear you, type louder.
• You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.
• Hoover: OK, our next entry is "The Tell-Tale Heart" by Alison Taylor.
  Skinner: Mmm, I can't wait to see this. [low voice] Be ready with the ribbon....
• A rhinocerous's horn is made of hair.