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• Why is any object we don't understand always called a thing?
  -- McCoy, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4...
• They gave her back to me, Scotty. I doubt if it was *that* easy with Nogura, sir!
  -- Kirk and Scotty, "ST: The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4...
• Cartwright: "I don't know whether to congratulate you or not, Jim.
  McCoy: "I wouldn't." -- "STVI"TUC", Stardate 9521.6...
• How many ants -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  I don't know but I bet it would take a whole lot....
• This child is about to wipe out every living thing on Earth.
  Now what do you suggest we do? Spank it? -- McCoy, "The Motion Picture," stardate 7411.4....
• McCoy: "Well, what do you know? I finally got the last word.
  -- "Journey To Babel", Stardate 3842.3....
• McCoy: "I just wish we could cloak the stench!" -- "STIV:TVH", Stardate 8390.
• If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet you would get booed right off the stage.
  They're just not ready. -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
  I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....