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I Better Put On My Patented Stuponitron Helmet.
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I better put on my patented Stuponitron helmet.
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and with my patented seminar, you will learn to corner the real estate market through hypnosis.
Why waste your hypnotic powers on neighbors and coworkers when....
I knew it! I'm surrounded by assholes! -- D. Helme
There was something about her I liked, but I couldn't put my finger on it.
I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better.
Aww, if you make me cry anymore, you'll fog up my helmet. -- Visionaries cartoo
I'd put it on my to-do list, but I can't count that high.
If I go insane, please don't put your wires in my brain ...
