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• I didn't believe in reincarnation in any of my other lives.
  I don't see why I should have to believe in it in this one. -- Strange de Jim...
• When I think of some of the men I've slept with--if they were women, I wouldn't have had lunch with them.
  -- Carol Siskind...
• I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer. -- Carol Siskind
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time either.
• I asked this guy if he had the time. He said he'd love to give it to me, but he wasn't sure he could make the commitment.
  -- Carol Siskind...
• While I know many people who emphatically believe in reincarnation, I have never met or read one who could satisfactorily explain population growth.
  -- Spider Robinso...
• Instead of the Miss America Pageant I could enter the Miss Neurosis Pageant.
  Among my hobbies are stewing in my own juices and blowing things out of proportion....