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• Whenever I use Elvis stamps, I have my hound dog lick them.
• You know you're dieting when postage stamps taste good.
• I can lick my weight in wildflowers.
• Envelopes and stamps which don't stick when you lick them will stick to other things when you don't want them to.
  -- Fourth Law of Office Murphology...
• Meteorologists have warm fronts.
• Artichokes ... are just plain annoying.... After all the trouble you go to, you get about as much actual "food" out of eating an artichoke as you would from licking thirty or forty postage stamps.
  Have the shrimp cocktail instead. -- "Miss Piggy...
• I would like to lick apricot brandy out of your navel. -- Cerebu
• Stamps and currency.
• Always lick the suction cup before you shoot the dart gun at the TV set.
  -- Proverb from "Life in Hell...