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Husband eyes wife's seat on City Council -- Headline
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
-- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
Husbands and wives who complain that they didn't get what they deserved, should be congratulating themselves!
Husbands are chiefly good lovers when they are betraying their wives.
Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended. -- Zsa Zsa Gabo
Hush, my dear, lie still and slumber! Holy angels guard thy bed!
Heavenly blessings without number Gently falling on thy head....
Hust a miunte. Typing with the baby in lap, again.
Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut! -- The Blues Brothe
HWP: Halt Without Provocatio
HYBRID, n. A pooled issue. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary

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