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HUMAN REPLICAS are inserted into VATS of NUTRITIONAL YEAST... -- Zippy the Pinhead
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted. -- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Humans and aliens wrapped in 2,500,000 tons of spinning metal.
Humans are communications junkies. We just can't get enough. -- Alan Kay
Humans are more intelligent than beasts because the human branes have more convulsions.
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
Humans are not rational beings; they are rationalizing beings.
Humans are unreliable, inefficient, often lazy, sometimes pregnant, liable to strike, need to be fed and paid, take up a lot of space and are slow by computer standards.
Humans are very peculiar.
Humans are very peculiar. I often find them unfathomable, but an interesting psychological study.
-- Spock, "By Any Other Name," stardate 4658.9....

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