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Humor is the best antidote to reality.
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humo
for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit....
Humor is the sense of the Absurd, which is despair refusing to take itself seriously.
-- Arland Usshe...
HUMORIST, n. A plague that would have softened down the hoar austerity of Pharaoh's heart and persuaded him to dismiss Israel with his best wishes, cat-quick.
Lo! the poor humorist, whose tortu...
Humour is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse. -- William Gilbe
Humourous or profound remark or quotation pending.
Humpty Dumpty DOS - Just a shell of himself.
Humpty Dumpty had too much egg nog to drink...
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall... -- Nursery rhyme
Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses and all the King's men Had scrambled eggs for the next four weeks....

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