Humans Are Unreliable, Inefficient, Often Lazy, Sometimes Pregnant, Liable To Strike, Need To Be Fed And Paid, Take Up A Lot Of Space And Are Slow By Computer Standards.

Humans Are Unreliable, Inefficient, Often Lazy, Sometimes Pregnant, Liable To Strike, Need To Be Fed And Paid, Take Up A Lot Of Space And Are Slow By Computer Standards.

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Humans are unreliable, inefficient, often lazy, sometimes pregnant, liable to
strike, need to be fed and paid, take up a lot of space and are slow by
computer standards.

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