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• Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• Sponges grow in the ocean... that *kills* me. I wonder how much deeper they'd be if that didn't happen.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• The other day I heard that sponges grow in the ocean.
  Can you imagine how deep the water would be if they didn't? -- Steven Wrigh...
• Religious people are wicked, how would they be without?
• If we applied government standards for determining the amount of salt in food to the question of how much matter there is in the universe, we would conclude that the universe is matter-free.
  -- Kolak & Martin, Wisdom without Answe...
• Aphorisms by Leonid Sukhorukov * An aphorism is a one-line novel.
  (quoted in an article"Aphorism 2006" by John Leo, editor of "US News and World Report") * Wisdom is the meeting point of doubt and certainty....
• Now how much would you pay for all this? BUT, *Wait*! Don't answer...
• Lisp programmers do it deeper and deeper and deeper.
• Life without you would be like a broken pencil. How's that?
  Completely pointless. -- Blackadder, Series II...