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Honey, if you shave my face I'll never forgive you for it!
Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo on My Mind.
' -- Titles of the love ballads you can sing to your beloved -- Sharon, age 9...
Honey, I'll be down in 10 minutes, I promise this time.
Honey, I'm single because I was born that way. I never married, because I would have had to give up my favourite hobby - men.
Honey in the mouth and knives in the heart.
Honey, I polymorphed the kids!
Honey, Is that GTE in the yard? Where is my 357?
Honey, it's just a machine, now put the axe away.
Honey,just one more message...I really MEAN it this time!
Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy
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