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Honey, It's Just A Machine, Now Put The Axe Away.
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Honey, it's just a machine, now put the axe away.
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Love means never having to say "honey put down that axe!
PUT THE COMPUTER DOWN, HONEY..I'm quitting NOW!
A little dwarf just walked around a corner, saw you, threw a little axe at you which missed, cursed, and ran away.
Not now honey, I'm screaming at Bob!
No honey, it's only a computer, PLEASE put down the gun..
We'll always have Paris. [Now, just where did I put it?]
When cutting down trees, remember to pause now and then to sharpen your axe.
But honey, I wouldn't be up so late on a faster machine!
You are indeed getting along in years if you can remember the auto bumper that was difficult to lift.
Now, a child can fold one and put it away!...
