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Honk if you love cheeses.
Honk if you love Eegah!
Honk if you love obscene gestures.
Honk if you love peace and quiet. -- Bumper Sticke
Honk if your horn is broken.
Honk if your team has never won The Stanley Cup.
Honk if you've been married to Elizabeth Taylor.
Honk if you've had Mrs. Bush.
Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window.
Honorable, adj.: Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach.
In legislative bodies, it is customary to mention all members as honorable...

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