Honey, I'm Single Because I Was Born That Way. I Never Married, Because I Would Have Had To Give Up My Favourite Hobby - Men.

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• I walk this way because I have to.
• In matters of religion and matrimony I never give advice
  because I will have no man's torments in this world or the next laid to my charge....
• It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up, because by that time I was too famous.
  -- Robert Benchley...
• It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous.
  -- Robert Benchly...
• I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong. -- Bertrand Russell
• I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck.
  Marriage is a two-way proposition, but never let the woman know she is one of the ways....
• I am against all hobbies. I have been against ever since I figured out that nothing I ever do is considered a hobby.
  All my life I have had to fill out forms that ask about hobbies....