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• Marge: I'm sorry. I _have_ been spending too much time at the casino.
  I'll be around more from now on. Lisa: Does this mean you'll help me with my costume?...
• You know what I hate about answering machine messages?
  They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We aren't in, leave a message....
• Just because the message may never be received does not mean it is not worth sending.
• Homer: [thinking] Oh, I thought this thing was going to be catered.
  Boy, am I hungry. I mean, I'm really, really, hungry....
• Just on the border of your waking mind, there lies another time, where darkness and light are one.
  And as you tread the halls of sanity, you feel so glad to be unable to go beyond....
• Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
  What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...
• Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
  What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...
• It's not that I disagree with Bush...I just think that he *is* the son of Satan!
  Anyone is advertising or marketing?...Kill yourself. Now. No, I mean it, really....