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• UH-OH!! I think KEN is OVER-DUE on his R.V. PAYMENTS and HE'S having a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN too!
  ! Ha ha. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Hmmm.. a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a TROLLEY-CAR.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Hmmm... an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• What's all this bru-ha-ha?
• Hmmm.. A hash-singer and a cross-eyed guy were SLEEPING on a deserted island, when.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
• All of life is a blur of Republicans and meat! -- Zippy the Pinhead