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• Hmmm.. a CRIPPLED ACCOUNTANT with a FALAFEL sandwich is HIT by a TROLLEY-CAR.
  . -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• Hmmm... an arrogant bouquet with a subtle suggestion of POLYVINYL CHLORIDE.
  .. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• 4 out of 5 doctors say that if they were stranded on a deserted island with no lawyers, they wouldn't need ANY aspirin.
• I appoint you ambassador to Fantasy Island!!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Hmmm... a PINHEAD, during an EARTHQUAKE, encounters an ALL-MIDGET FIDDLE ORCHESTRA.
  .. ha.. ha.. -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• SMILEY %-) cross-eyed
• You were s'posed to laugh! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight?
  ? -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• My pants just went on a wild rampage through a Long Island Bowling Alley!! -- Zippy the Pinhead