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• Who am I to come between a man and his rock? -- Devil's Heart.
• It is said that if one chooses to pray to a rock with enough devotion, even that rock will come alive.
  -- Deng Ming-Dao...
• As an Englishman, an Aussie and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub, quaffing a few, three flies buzz down from the ceiling and lazily circle each drinker.
  Suddenly "buzzzzzzzzplooop", each fly does a kamakazi dive into a different glass....
• In the blackout they dance; rock into the aisles, and as the doors fly open even the promoter smiles.
  Someone takes his pants off and the rafters knock....
• One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back.
  Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties....
• Akira: Hello, I am Akira. Ha! [breaks a cinder block with his forehead] That didn't hurt very much, because I know the ancient art of karate.
  [lying on his back with a giant rock on his chest, as two men pound the rock with sledgehammers] Karate focuses the mind and gives you self-confidence....
• George's friend Sam had a dog who could recite the Gettysburg Address.
  Let me buy him from you," pleaded George after a demonstration....
• The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
  deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....
• I don't know where we come from, Don't know where we're going to, And if all this should have a reason, We would be the last to know.
  So let's just hope there is a promised land, And until then, ....