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H is for HasturAUGHHHmmpmpffff......
His form had yet not lost All her original brightness, nor appear'd Less than archangel ruin'd, and th' excess Of glory obscur'd.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Paradise Lost, Book i, Line 591...
His form was of the manliest beauty, His heart was kind and sof
Faithful below he did his duty, But now he 's gone aloft....
His great aim was to escape from civilization, and, as soon as he had money, he went to Southern California.
His hair just grizzled, As in a green old age. -- John Dryden (1631-1700) -- Oedipus, Act iii, Sc.
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HIS Halt in Impossible State
His hand will be against every man, and every man's hand against him.
-- Old Testament -- Genesis xvi, 12...
His head, Not yet by time completely silver'd o'er, Bespoke him past the bounds of freakish youth, But strong for service still, and unimpair'd.
-- William Cowper (1731-1800) -- The Task, Book ii, T...
His head smashed in, and his heart cut out, And his liver removed, and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burned off, And his penis split .
.. and his .....
His head whistles in a cross wind.

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