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His leaf also shall not wither. -- Old Testament -- Psalm i, 3
His life is so dark and shadowy and full of fear and trepidation.
So is going to the toilet in the middle of the night, but you don't keep a scrapbook on it....
His life was gentle, and the elements So mix'd in him, that Nature might stand up And say to all the world, "This was a man!
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Julius Caesar -- Act v, Sc. 5...
His locked, lettered, braw brass collar Showed him the gentleman and scholar.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- The Twa Dog...
His mind is like a steel trap -- full of mice -- Foghorn Legho
His mind is on vacation but his mouth is working overtime.
His native home deep imag'd in his soul.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Odyssey of Homer, Book xiii, Line 38...
His nature is too noble for the world: He would not flatter Neptune for his trident, Or Jove for 's power to thunder.
-- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Coriolanus -- Act iii, Sc. 1...
His neurons must have tenure - none of them can be fired.
His noble negligences teach What others' toils despair to reach.
-- Matthew Prior (1664-1721) -- Alma, Canto ii, Line 7...

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