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His seat back is not in the full upright and locked position.
His signal-to-noise ratio is epsilon.
His spear, to equal which the tallest pine Hewn on Norwegian hills to be the mast Of some great ammiral were but a wand, He walk'd with to support uneasy steps Over the burning marle.
-- John Milto...
His studie was but litel on the Bible.
-- Geoffrey Chaucer (1328-1400) -- Canterbury Tales, Prologue, Line 440...
His style has the desperate jauntiness of a orchestra fiddling away for dear life on a sinking ship.
-- Edmund Wilso...
His super power is to turn into a scotch terrier." -- Flaming Carro
His system administrator is never in.
His time is forever, everywhere his place. -- Abraham Cowley (1618-1667) -- Friendship in Absence
HISTORIAN, n. A broad-gauge gossip. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.
-- Leo Tolstoy...

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