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• If beer finishes before you, you can have another. -- Men vs. Bee
• Can you believe that thing is STILL moving?
• Climbing onto a bar stool, a piece of string asked for a beer.
  "Wait a minute. Aren't you a string?" "Well, yes, I am....
• At all ages you are certain you still have another year.
• A Beer won't get upset if you come home with another Beer.
• The wind is so strong you have difficulty moving.
• Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer? Home
  Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs....
• Homer: {Mmmmm, Gummi Beers.} [eats one] Hey, Barney, I think you've had enough.
  Barney: [lying on a bench under one of the beer taps] Are you crazy?...