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• Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
  -- Ford Prefect,in Douglas Adams, _The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy_...
• You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!
  "Why, what did she tell you?" "I don't know, I didn't listen!...
• Hey, kid, you just saved our lives, you know that?" "Oh, well, it was nothing really.
  ..." "Was it? Oh well, forget it then." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• T.F. Eccles A froody dude who knows where his towel is. -- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• Have a nice diurnal anomaly." -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
• What a wonderfully exciting cough! Do you mind if I join you?
  -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• Life...loathe it or ignore it, you can't like it.
  -- Marvin, the Paranoid Android -- Douglas Adams, "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
• The Guide says there is an art to flying,' said Ford,`or at least a knack.
  The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss....
• The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has a few things to say on the subject of towels.
  Most importantly, a towel has immense psychological value....