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Hey! I wanted The Stanley Cup!
Hey, I was 'testing' it for 3 years!
Hey, I write in AUTORACE.
Hey, Jim, Are we there yet?
Hey, Jim, it's me, Susy Lillis from the laundromat.
You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?...
Hey, Jim, watch me pull a SYSOP out of my hat.
HEY! Just go on to the next message and no one gets hurt . . .
HEY KID! Pull my finger... go ahead! * Holiday tricks for Uncles*
Hey kid! Santa isn't coming this year...I killed him!
Hey kids, get a free Shoggoth in every box of Sugar Coated Cthuloops!

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