Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hey! I'm always fully asleep when I post.
Hey, I'm a Man who stands by his word!
Hey, I'm as much of a nonconformist as the next guy. -- Mike He
Hey I'm having a party in my mouth, you wanna cum.
Hey! I'm just an ignorant savage! What do you want from me?
HEY! I saw you snatch one of MY opinions! PUT IT BACK OR I'LL SHOOT!!!!!
Hey! Is that your face, or did your neck throw up.
Hey.....it's casual.....
Hey! It's Hopalong Cassidy. Oh wait...it's just Cam Neely.
Hey Ivan, check your six.
-- Sidewinder missile jacket patch, showing a Sidewinder driving up the tail of a Russian Su-27...

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