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• Hey, Jim, it's me, Susie Lillis from the laundromat.
  You said you were gonna call and it's been two weeks. What's wrong, you lose my number?...
• The number you call from has been disconnected.
• Okay, I think that I can now return to my country and my village.
  By the way, how many forbidden books do you have?" "Oh,", one of them said to me, " their number grows up geometrically....
• Hello, this is David. I don't live here, so if you were trying to call me, you've dialed the wrong number.
  On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and number at the tone....
• Call me if you need my phone number!
• A hillbilly boy married a hillbilly girl and went on a honeymoon.
  They were supposed to stay two weeks, but they didn't stay two weeks, they stayed one night....
• The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his door with a basket of kittens.
  "Hello, little girl, what do you have there?" "These are my Democratic kittens," she replied....
• Ross: Anyway. That's when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
  Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game....
• Do you think what we're doing is wrong?" "Of course it's wrong!
  It's illegal!" "I've never done anything illegal before....