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  And Santa says, "Yes, I do." The little kid then asks, "And you know when I'm sleeping?...
• Santa only comes once a year, too bad for him.
• Of course he's dead--I killed him.
• Bart: How can you like that guy? Laura: I dunno. Maybe because he's an outlaw.
  You know that dead body they found behind the mayor's house?...
• They finally had to stop Millet's pie-eating contest this year, when a guy was killed in it.
  The cow sat on him....
• I killed Jesus just to watch him bleed. Have a nice day.
• I took my kid to the children's zoo, but they wouldn't take him.
• Hey Kid! This ain't no library! Beat it!
• Hey, kid... where's your tagline?