Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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Hey Chris! Glad you were the one to stea----ummm, borrow them!
HEY CONGRESS! What ever happened to the Constitution?
Hey, Cthulhu! Eat me! -- Famous Last Word
Hey Dad, if I saved up my allowance, could I buy a monkey?
"Of course not!" "OK, then I won't save up." -- Leave It To Beave...
Hey, dad, will you buy me a flame thrower?
Hey Dad, you crossed my line of death!" -- Robocop
Hey, diddle, diddle! The cat and the fiddle... -- Nursery rhyme
Hey Diddle Diddle the cat and the Fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon.
The little dog laughed to see so much fun and... Dr Tobias....
Hey, Doc, got anything I can take for kleptomania?
Hey, don't ask me, I'm just an Anthropomorphic Personification.

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