Miscellaneous Collections

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HEY! Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers.
Hey, don't drink that poison -- it's four dollars an ounce!
-- Groucho Marx (1890-1977), "A Day at the Race...
Hey! Don't pick up that pho+<#Abe+++t NO CARRIER
Hey, don't piss me off! I've got a BIG magnet!
Hey, don't rush me! I'm only a limb bough. (Limbaugh)
Hey! Don't shoot that postal worker <BANG!< NO CARRIER
Hey, don't worry, I've read all about doing this sort of thing!
-- ...the scariest words of the afternoon -- Vernor Vinge...
Hey, do THIS in a batch!
Hey, Dragon got a light? -- Famous Last Word
Hey, er..." said Zaphod, "what's your name?" The man looked at them doubtfully.
"I don't know. Why, do you think I should have one?...

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