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He was sweet and sincere and giving and good... AND A CHERISHED NEIGHBOR UNDESERVING OF SUCH A FATE!
! "Nevertheless, better him than me. Amen." -- Eulogy given by Banana PC Jr to Opus in "Bloom C...
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection.
I guess that's what I hated about him. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
He was the mildest manner'd man That ever scuttled ship or cut a throat.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto iii, Stanza 41...
He was the nearest thing I'd seen to a human being without actually being one. -- Spike Milliga
He was the Word, that spake it: He took the bread and brake i
And what that Word did make it, I do believe and take it....
He was wearing a velvet shirt open to the navel. And he didn't have one.
Which is either a show-business gimmick or the ultimate rejection of mother. -- Mort Sahl...
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Much Ado about Nothing -- Act i, Sc.
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He wears the rose Of youth upon him. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Antony and Cleopatra -- Act iii, Sc.
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He went away with a flea in 's ear. -- John Fletcher (1576-1625) -- Love's Cure, Act iii, Sc. 3
He went off in a huff. Make that a minute-and-a-huff. -- Groucho Marx

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