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• But don't take my word for it. Let's ask an actor playing Charles Darwin what he thinks!
  -- The Simpso...
• He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets.
  He did. He took it into the damn White House....
• I believe the word you're looking for is 'AAAUUGHHH'.
• She and comparisons are odious. -- Dr. John Donne (1573-1631) -- Elegy 8, The Compariso
• Take out the word 'Quayle' and insert the word 'Bush' wherever it appears, and that's the crap I took for eight years.
  Wimp. Sycophant. Lap dog. Poop. Lightweight. Boob....
• Griefe brought to numbers cannot be so fierce, For, he tames it, that fetters it in verse.
  -- John Donne...
• Honour pricks me on. Yea, but how if honour prick me off when I come on,--how then?
  Can honour set to a leg? no: or an arm? no: or take away the grief of a wound?...
• The beer-cooled computer does not harm the ozone layer.
  -- John M. Ford, a.k.a. Dr. Mike [If I can read my notes from the Ask Dr....
• I was driving my car around, I decided to hook my brake lights up to my gas pedal.
  Just to confuse people behind me. I hit the gas and the brake lights go on....