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• Aperitif: a set of dentures. -- Spike Milliga
• Marriage, as far as I'm concerned, is one of the most wonderful, heartwarming, satisfying experiences a human being can have.
  I've only been married seventeen years, so I haven't seen that side of it yet. -- George Gobel...
• Bart: Ohh, I only grew half an inch. I'm still too short.
  Marge: Growing half an inch in one day is still pretty good, Bart....
• Stalagmites: Miniature German prison guards. -- Spike Milliga
• Abortion kills one human being and maims another.
• I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled. P.G. Wodehouse
• The best-educated human being is the one who understands most about the life in which he is placed.
  -- Helen Kelle...
• This demonstrates the value of not being seen.
• Life wasn't too bad. The trouble with man was, even while he was having a good time, he didn't appreciate it.
  Why, thought Milligan, this very moment might be the happiest in my life....