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He wasn't exactly hostile to facts, but he was apathetic about them. -- Woolcott Gibb
He wasn't much of an actor, he wasn't much of a Governor -- Hell, they HAD to make him President of the United States.
It's the only job he's qualified for! -- Michael Cai...
He was once asked what a friend is, and his answer was, "One soul abiding in two bodies.
-- Diogenes Laertius (c. 200 AD) -- Aristotle, xi...
He was put in a pie by Mrs. McGregor.
He was singing a song about a girl who possessed a.
..dicky di-do? ...Oh, yes. It's a lovely old hymn, isn't it. -- Queenie and Edmund : Bee...
He was so crooked you could use him to pull corks with.
He was so good he would pour rose-water on a toad.
-- Douglas Jerrold (1803-1857) -- A Charitable Ma...
He was so lonely he couldn't eat Jell-O without fondling it first. -- Bob Hope
He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.
He was so ugly, the tide wouldn't go out with him.

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