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He thought he saw an Elephant, That practiced on a fife
He looked again, and found it was A letter from his wife....
He thought he saw a Rattlesnake That questioned him in Greek, He looked again and found it was The Middle of Next Week.
'The one thing I regret,' he said, 'Is that it cannot speak!'" ...
He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.
He threw 110 pitches in six innings, and that's a mouthful!
-- CBS baseball announcer, from Wes Ono (Seattle, WA, USA)...
He [Tiberius] upbraided Macro, in no obscure and indirect terms, "with forsaking the setting sun and turning to the rising.
-- Tacitus (54-119 AD) -- Annales, vi, 52 (46)...
He told us he was going to take crime out of the streets.
He did. He took it into the damn White House....
He touch'd the tender stops of various quills, With eager thought warbling his Doric lay.
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Lycidas, Line 188...
He travels fastest who travels alone... but he hasn't anything to do when he gets there.
He travels the fastest who travels alone. -- Rudyard Kipling

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