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He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves and sharpens our skill.
Our antagonist is our helper. -- Edmund Burke (1729-1797) -- Reflections on the Revolution in France, Vol....
He thinks by infection, catching an opinion like a cold.
He thinks he could easily win your heart.
He thinks the Gettysburg Address is where Lincoln lived." -- Wanda, A Fish Called Wanda
He thought a glacier was a bloke who fixed windows. -- Rimme
He thought as a sage, though he felt as a man. -- James Beattie (1735-1803) -- The Hermi
He thought he saw a Banker's Clerk Descending from the bu
He looked again, and found it was A Hippopotamu...
He thought he saw a Buffalo Upon the chimney-piece
He looked again, and found it was His sister's husband's niece....
He thought he saw an albatross, that fluttered round the lamp....
He thought he saw an albatross That fluttered 'round the lamp.
He looked again and saw it was A penny postage stamp....

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