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He sells contact lenses for a cubist world.
He serves me most who serves his country best.
-- Alexander Pope (1688-1744) -- The Iliad of Homer, Book x, Line 201...
He's fighting fire with fire and flirting with death.
He's going to step down 'til he's back on his feet.
-- Vermont Public Radio commentator on Jimmy Swaggart's latest sex scandal...
He 's gone, and who knows how he may report Thy words by adding fuel to the flame?
-- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Samson Agonistes, Line 1350...
He's got a magnet. Everybody BACKUP!
He's got a magnet! Everybody stand back!
He's got a watch with a minute hand, millennium hand, and an eon hand.
He's got a wonderful head for money. There's this long slit on the top. -- David Fro
He's got 'droid rot.

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