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He's so old he gets winded playing checkers. -- Ed Wy
He's so old his blood type was discontinued. -- Bill Dana
He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front.
-- Milton Berle...
He's spending a year dead for tax purposes. -- Hotblack Desiato's bodyguard
He's still standing in that familiar upright position.
He's surfing in New Mexico.
He's tanned, rested and ready... NIXON '96!
He started to count to ten. He was desperately worried that one day sentient life forms would forget how to do this.
Only by counting could humans demonstrate their independence of computers." ...
He's that most dangerous of creatures: a clever sheep.
He's the biggest lier in Washington," said Lincoln, referring to a then well-known lawyer.
Reminds me of an old fisherman who got a reputation for stretching the truth....

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